I spoke with my Grandma this evening and she told me a funny story I never knew. Apparently when I was about four or five years old my Grandma and my great aunt Jenny took me shopping at a mall in Souix Falls. After a couple hours of shopping I had enough. I was tired and wanted to sit down. I saw a little girl sitting in a seat I wanted so I went over to her and said,"Honey, I think I hear your mom calling you. " The little girl got up and I sat down. My Grandma said aunt Jenny laughed so hard she was crying. I had no idea I had ever been so clever, or so naughty!

The Shmemm Chronicles
I have a cat. I have two actually but this one in particular is his own being. Two days ago he was mad at me. I was on the phone and the computer at the same time. he was trying desperately to get my attention but obviously I was busy. He jumped up on my desk, looked me straight in the eye and then; CHOMP right through the power cord to my laptop.